Privacy Policy
Effective Date: August 4, 2025
Patriotic Healing Institute (“PHI,” “we,” “our,” or “us”) respects your privacy and is committed to protecting your personal information — even if you came to us wearing a suspiciously well-worn red hat. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and safeguard the data you provide when visiting our website, attending our counseling programs, or participating in our support groups.
Information We Collect
We may collect the following types of information:
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Personal Information: Your name, contact details, and session preferences.
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Political Exposure Level: How many hours a day you consume political media, rally attendance history, and the number of MyPillows you own.
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Emotional Metrics: Reported stress levels, yelling frequency, and meme addiction indicators.
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Payment Information: Credit card or other billing details (processed securely by third-party payment processors).
How We Share Your Information
We will never sell your personal data. We may share your information only:
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With Licensed Professionals: To ensure your treatment plan is effective.
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With Your Consent: If you request a referral or outside program collaboration.
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As Required by Law: If a court demands proof you’ve left a Facebook conspiracy group.
Cookies & Tracking
Our website may use cookies to enhance your browsing experience and track visits. We promise not to use them to spy on your late-night Reddit activity.
Data Security
We implement industry-standard security measures to protect your personal data from unauthorized access, hacking, or foreign bot farms.
Your Privacy Rights
You have the right to:
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Access and request a copy of your personal data.
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Request corrections to inaccurate information.
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Ask us to delete your data (though we’ll miss you).
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Opt out of our email list, though you might miss critical “Fox-Free Friday” invites.
Changes to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Any changes will be posted on our website, with a reality-based reminder email sent to all subscribers.
Contact Us
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy or our privacy practices, please contact us at:
Patriotic Healing Institute
📧 Libby.Rahl8647@gmail.com
📞 (800) FACT-NOW
📍 1776 Liberty Lane, Truthville, USA